Chapter 7

 

Knowing that he had done everything he could to help the most important investigations

get under way, Hilton turned his attention to secondary matters. He made arrangements

to decondition Javo, the Number Two Oman Boss, whereupon that worthy became

Javvy and promptly "bumped" the Oman who had been shadowing Karns.

 

 Larry and Javvy, working nights, deconditioned all the other Omans having any contact

with BuSci personnel; then they went on to set up a routine for deconditioning all

Omans on both planets.

 

 Assured at last that the Omans would thenceforth work with and really serve human

beings instead of insisting upon doing their work for them, Hilton knew that the time had

come to let all his BuSci personnel move into their homes aground. Everyone, including

himself, was fed up to the gozzel with spaceship life-its jam-packed crowding; its flat,

reprocessed air; its limited variety of uninteresting food. Conditions were especially

irksome since everybody knew that there was available to all, whenever Hilton gave the

word, a whole city full of all the room anyone could want, natural fresh air and-so the

Omans had told them-an unlimited choice of everything anyone wanted to eat.

 

 Nevertheless, the decision was not an easy one to make. Living conditions were

admittedly not good on the ship. On the other hand, with almost no chance at all of

solitude-the few people who had private offices aboard were not the ones he worried

about-there was no danger of sexual trouble. Strictly speaking, he was not responsible

for the morals of his force. He knew that he was being terribly old-fashioned. Nev-

 

ertheless, he could not argue himself out of the conviction that he was morally

responsible.

 

 Finally he took the thing up with Sandra, who merely laughed at him. "How long have

you been worrying about that. Jarve?"

 

 "Ever since I okayed moving aground the first time. That was one reason I was so glad

to cancel it then."

 

 "You were slightly unclear-a little rattled? But which factor-the fun and games, which is

the moral issue, or the consequences?"

 

 "The consequences," he admitted, with a rueful grin. "I don't give a whoop how much

fun they have; but you know as well as I do just how prudish public sentiment is. And

Project Theta Orionis is squarely in the middle of the public eye."

 

 "You should have checked with me sooner and saved yourself wear and tear. There's

no danger at all of consequences except weddings. Lots of weddings, and fast."

 

 "Weddings and babies wouldn't bother me a bit. Nor interfere with the job too much,

with the Omans as nurses. But why the 'fast,' if you aren't anticipating any shotgun wed-

 

dings?"

 

 "Female psychology," she replied, with a grin. "Aboard ship here there's no home

atmosphere whatever; nothing but work, work, work. Put a woman into a house, though

especially such houses as the Omans have built and with such servants as they insist

on being-and she goes domestic in a really big way. Just sex isn't good enough any

more. She wants the kind of love that goes with a husband and a home, and nine times

out of ten she gets it. With these Bu-Sci women it'll be ten out of ten."

 

 "You may be right, of course, but it sounds kind of farfetched to me."

 

 "Wait and see, chum," Sandra said, with a laugh.

 

 Hilton made his announcement and everyone moved aground the next day. No one,

however, had elected to live alone. Almost everyone had chosen to double up; the most

noteworthy exceptions being twelve laboratory girls who had decided to keep on living

together. However, they now had a twenty-room house instead of a one-room dormitory

to live in, and a staff of twenty Oman girls to help them do it.

 

 Hilton had suggested that Temple and Teddy, whose house was only a hundred yards

or so from the Hilton-Karns bungalow, should have supper and spend the first evening

with them; but the girls had knocked that idea flat. Much better, they thought, to let

things ride as nearly as possible exactly as they had been aboard the Perseus.

 

 "A little smooching now and then, on the Q strictly T, but that's all, darling. That's

positively all," Temple had said, after a highly satisfactory ten minutes alone with him in

her own gloriously private room, and that was the way it had to be.

 

 Hence it was a stag inspection that Hilton and Karns made of their new home. It was

very long, very wide, and for its size very low. Four of its five rooms were merely

adjuncts to its tremendous living-room. There was a huge fireplace at each end of this

room, in each of which a fire of four-foot-long fir cordwood crackled and snapped. There

was a great hi-fi tri-di, with over a hundred tapes, all new.

 

 "Yes, sirs," Larry and Javvy spoke in unison. "The players and singers who entertained

the Masters of old have gone back to work. They will also, of course, appear in person

whenever and wherever you wish."

 

 Both men looked around the vast room and Karns said: "All the comforts of home and

a couple of bucks' worth besides. Wall-to-wall carpeting an inch and a half thick. A

grand piano. Easy chairs and loafers and davenports. Very fine reproductions of our

favorite paintings . . . and statuary."

 

 "You said it, brother." Hilton was bending over a group in bronze. "If I didn't know

better, I'd swear this is the original deHaven 'Dance of the Nymphs."

 

Karns had marched up to and was examining minutely a two-by-three-foot painting, in a

heavy gold frame, of a gorgeously auburn-haired nude. "Reproduction, hell! This is a

duplicate! Lawrence's 'Innocent' is worth twenty million wogs and it's scaled behind

quad armor glass in Prime Art-but I'll bet wogs to wiggles the Prime Curator himself,

with all his apparatus, couldn't tell this one from his!"

 

 "I wouldn't take even one wiggle's worth of that. And this `Laughing Cavalier' and this

`Toledo' are twice as old and twice as fabulously valuable."

 

 "And there are my own golf clubs . . ."

 

"Excuse us, sirs," the Omans said, "these things were simple because they could be

induced in your minds. But the matter of a staff could not, nor what you would like to eat

for supper, and it is growing late."

 

 "Staff? What the hell has the staff got to do with . . ." "House-staff, they mean," Karns

said. "We don't need much of anybody, boys. Somebody to keep the place shipshape,

is all. Or, as a de luxe touch, how about a waitress? One housekeeper and one

waitress. That'll be finer."

 

 "Very well, sirs. There is one other matter. It has troubled us that we have not been

able to read in your minds the logical datum that they should in fact simulate Doctor

Bells and Doctor Blake?"

 

 "Huh?" Both men gasped-and then both exploded like one twelve-inch length of

primacord.

 

 While the Omans could not understand this purely Terran reasoning, they accepted the

decision without a demurring thought. "Who, then, are the two they're to simulate?"

 

 "No stipulation; roll your own," Hilton said, and glanced at Karns. "None of these Oman

women are really hard on the eyes."

 

 "Check. Anybody who wouldn't call any one of 'em a slurpy dish needs a new set of

optic nerves."

 

 "In that case," the Omans said, "no delay at all will be necessary, as we can make do

with one temporarily. The Sory, no longer Sora, who has not been glad since the Tuly

replaced it, is now in your kitchen. It comes."

 

 A woman came in and stood quietly in front of the two men, the wafted air carrying

from her clear, smooth skin a faint but unmistakable fragrance of Idaho mountain

syringa. She was radiantly happy; her bright, deep-green eyes went from man to man.

 

"You wish, sirs, to give me your orders verbally. And yes, you may order fresh, whole,

not-canned hens' eggs."

 

 "I certainly will, then; I haven't had a fried egg since we left Terra. But . . . Larry said . . .

you aren't Sory!"

 

 "Oh, but I am, sir."

 

 Karns had been staring at her, eyes popping. "Holy Saint Patrick! Talk about

simulation, Jarve! They've made her over into Lawrence's 'Innocent'-exact to twenty

decimals!"

 

 "You're so right." Hilton's eyes went, half a dozen times, from the form of flesh to the

painting and back. "That must have been a terrific job."

 

 "Oh, no. It was quite simple, really." Sory said, "since the brain was not involved. I

merely reddened my hair and lengthened it, made my eyes to be green, changed my

face a little, pulled myself in a little around here . . ." Her beautifully manicured hands

swept the full circle of her waistline, then continued to demonstrate appropriately the

rest of her speech:

 

". . . and pushed me out a little up here and tapered my legs a little more-made them a

little larger and rounder here at my hips and thighs and a little smaller toward and at my

ankles. Oh, yes, and made my feet and hands a little smaller. That's all. I thought the

Doctor Karns would like me a little better this way."

 

 "You can broadcast that over the P-A system at high noon." Karns was still staring.

"'That's all,' she says. But you didn't have time to . . .

 

 "Oh, I did it day before yesterday. As soon as Javvy materialized the `Innocent' and I

knew it to be your favorite art." "But damn it, we hadn't even thought of having you here

then!"

 

 "But I had, sir. I fully intended to serve, one way or another, in this your home. But of

course I had no idea I would ever have such an honor as actually waiting on you at your

table. Will you please give me your orders, sirs, besides the eggs? You wish the eggs

fried in butter-three of them apiece-and sunny side up."

 

 "Uh-huh, with ham," Hilton said. "I'll start with a jumbo shrimp cocktail. Horseradish and

ketchup sauce; heavy on the horseradish."

 

 "Same for me," Karns said, "but only half as much horseradish."

 

 "And for the rest of it," Hilton went on, "hashed-brown potatoes and buttered

toast-plenty of extra butter-strong coffee from first to last. Whipping cream and sugar on

the side. For dessert, apple pie a la mode."

 

 "You make me drool, chief. Play that for me, please, Innocent, all the way."

 

 "Oh? You are-you, personally, yourself, sir?-re-naming me `Innocent'?"

 

 "If you'll sit still for it, yes."

 

 "That is an incredible honor, sir. Simply unbelievable. I thank you! I thank you!"

Radiating happiness, she dashed away toward the kitchen.

 

 When the two men were full of food, they strolled over to a davenport facing the fire.

As they sat down, Innocent entered the room, carrying a tall, dewy mint julep on a tray.

She was followed by another female figure bearing a bottle of avignognac and the

appurtenances which are its due-and at the first full sight of that figure Hilton stopped

breathing for fifteen seconds.

 

 Her hair was very thick, intensely black and long, cut squarely off just below the lowest

points of her shoulder blades. Heavy brows and long lashes-eyes too-were all intensely,

vividly black. Her skin was tanned to a deep and glowing almost-but-not-quite-brown.

 

 "Murchison's Dark Lady!" Hilton gasped. "Larryy You've-we've-I've got that painting

here?"

 

 "Oh, yes, sir." The newcomer spoke before Larry could. "At the other end-your part-of

the room. You will look now, sir, please?" Her voice was low, rich and as smooth as

cream.

 

 Putting her tray down carefully on the end-table, she led him toward the other fireplace.

Past the piano, past the tri-di pit; past a towering grillwork holding art treasures by the

score. Over to the left, against the wall, there was a big, business-like desk. On the

wall, over the desk, hung the painting; a copy of which had been in Hilton's room for

over eight years.

 

 He stared at it for at least a minute. He glanced around: at the other priceless

duplicates so prodigally present, at his own guns arrayed above the mantel and on

each side of the fireplace. Then, without a word, he started back to join Karns. She

walked springily beside him.

 

 "What's your name, Miss?" he asked, finally.

 

 "I haven't earned any as yet, sir. My number is . . :' "Never mind that. Your name is

`Dark Lady."

 

"Oh, thank you, sir; that is truly wonderful!" And Dark Lady sat cross-legged on the rug

at Hilton's feet and busied herself with the esoteric rites of Old Avignon.

 

 Hilton took a deep inhalation and a small sip, then stared at Karns. Karns, over the rim

of his glass, stared back.

 

 "I can see where this would be habit-forming," Hilton said, "and very deadly. Extremely

deadly."

 

 "Every wish granted. Surrounded by all this." Karns swept his arm through

three-quarters of a circle. "Waited on hand and foot by powerful men and by the

materializations of the dreams of the greatest, finest artists who ever lived. Fatal? I

don't know . . ."

 

 "My solid hope is that we never have to find out. And when you add in Innocent and

Dark Lady . . . They look to be about seventeen, but the thought that they're older than

the hills of Rome and powered by everlasting atomic engines-" He broke off suddenly

and blushed. "Excuse me, please, girls. I know better than to talk about people that

way, right in front of them; I really do."

 

 "Do you really think we're people?" Innocent and Dark Lady squealed, as one.

 

 That set Hilton back onto his heels. "I don't know . . . I've wondered. Are you?"

 

 Both girls, silent, looked at Larry.

 

 "We don't know, either," Larry said. "At first, of course, there were crude, non-thinking

machines. But when the Guide attained its present status, the Masters themselves

could not agree. They divided about half and half on the point. They never did settle it

any closer than that."

 

 "I certainly won't try to, then. But for my money, you are people," Hilton said, and Karns

agreed.

 

 That, of course, touched off a near-riot of joy; after which the two men made an

inch-by-inch study of their tremendous living-room. Then, long after bedtime, Larry and

Dark Lady escorted Hilton to his bedroom.

 

 "Do you mind, sir, if we sleep on the floor at the sides of your bed?" Larry asked. "Or

must we go out into the hall?" "Sleep? I didn't know you could sleep."

 

 "It is not essential. However, when round-the-clock work is not necessary, and we have

opportunity to sleep near a human being, we derive a great deal of pleasure and

satisfaction from it. You see, sir, we also serve during sleep."

 

 "Okay, I'll try anything once. Sleep wherever you please." Hilton began to peel, but

before he had his shirt off both Larry and Dark Lady were stretched out flat, sound

asleep, one almost under each edge of his bed. He slid in between the sheets-it was

the most comfortable bed he had ever slept in-and went to sleep as though

sandbagged.

 

 He had time to wonder foggily whether the Omans were in fact helping him go to

sleep-and then he was asleep.

 

 A month passed. Eight couples had married, the Navy chaplain officiating-in the

Perseus, of course. since the warship was, always and everywhere, an integral part of

Terra.

 

 Sandra had dropped in one evening to see Hilton about a bit of business. She was now

sitting, long dancer's legs outstretched toward the fire, with a cigarette in her left hand

and a tall, cold drink on a coaster at her right.

 

 "This is a wonderful room, Jarvis. It'd be perfect if it weren't quite so . . . so mannish."

 

 "What do you expect of Bachelors' Hall-a boudoir? Don't tell me you're going domestic,

Sandy, just because you've got a house?"

 

 "Not just that, no. But of course it helped it along."

 

 "Alex is a mighty good man. One of the finest I have ever known.."

 

 She eyed him for a moment in silence. "Jarvis Hilton, you are one of the keenest, most

intelligent men who ever lived. And yet . . ." She broke off and studied him for a good

half minute. "Say, if I let my hair clear down, will you?"

 

 "Scout's Oath. That "and yet' requires elucidation at any cost.

 

 "I know. But first, yes, it's Alex. I never would have believed that any man ever born

could hit me so hard. Soon. I didn't want to be the first, but I won't be anywhere near

the last. But tell me. You were really in love with Temple, weren't you, when I asked

you?"

 

 "Yes."

 

 "Ha! You are letting your hair down! That makes me feel better."

 

 "Huh? Why should it?"

 

 "It elucidates the 'and yet' no end. You were insulated from all other female charms by

ye brazen Bells. You see, most of us assistants made a kind of game out of seeing

which of us could make you break the Executives' Code. And none of us made it.

Teddy and Temple said you didn't know what was going on; Bev and I said nobody as

smart as you are could possibly be that stupid."

 

 "You aren't the type to leak or name names-oh, I see. You are merely reporting a

conversation. The game had interested, but non-participating, observers. Temple and

Teddy, at least."

 

 "At least," she agreed. "But damn it, you aren't stupid. There isn't a stupid bone in your

head. So it must be love. And if so, what about marriage? Why don't you and Temple

make it a double with Alex and me?"

 

 "That's the most cogent thought you ever had, but setting the date is the bride's

business." He glanced at his Oman wristwatch. "It's early yet; let's skip over. I wouldn't

mind seeing her a minute or two."

 

 "Thy statement ringeth with truth, friend. Bill's there with Teddy?"

 

 "I imagine so."

 

 "So we'll talk to them about making it a triple. Oh, nice, let's go!"

 

 They left the house and, her hand tucked under his elbow, walked up the street.

 

 Next morning, on her way to the Hall of Records, Sandra stopped off as usual at the

office. The Omans were all standing motionless. Hilton was leaning far back in his chair,

feet on desk, hands clasped behind head, eyes closed. Knowing what that meant, she

turned and started back out on tiptoe.

 

 However, he had heard her. "Can you spare a couple of minutes to think at me,

Sandy?"

 

 "Minutes or hours, chief." Tuly placed a chair for her and she sat down, facing him

across his desk.

 

 "Thanks, gal. This time it's the Stretts. Sawtelle's been having nightmares, you know,

ever since we emerged, about being attacked, and I've been pooh-poohing the idea.

But now it's a statistic that the soup is getting thicker, and I can't figure out why. Why in

all the hells of space should a stasis that has lasted for over a quarter of a million years

be broken at this exact time? The only possible explanation is that we caused the

break. And any way I look at that concept, it's plain idiocy.-Both were silent for minutes;

and then it was demonstrated again that Terra's Advisory Board had done better than it

knew in choosing Sandra Cummings to be Jarvis Hilton's working mate.

 

 "We did cause it, Jarve," she said, finally. "They knew we were coming, even before

we got to Fuel Bin. They knew we were human and tried to wipe out the Omans before

we got there. Preventive warfare, you know."

 

 "They couldn't have known!" he snorted. "Strett detectors are no better than Oman,

and you know what Sam Bryant had to say about them."

 

 "I know." Sandra grinned appreciatively. "It's becoming a classic. But it couldn't have

been any other way. Besides, I know they did."

 

 He stared at her helplessly, then swung on Larry. "Does that make sense to you?"

 

 "Yes, sir. The Stretts could peyondire as well as the old Masters could, and they

undoubtedly still can and do."

 

 "Okay, it does make sense, then." He absented himself in thought, then came to life

with a snap. "Okay! The next thing on the agenda is a crash-priority try at a peyondix

team. Tuly, you organized a team to generate sathura. Can you do the same for

peyondix?"

 

 "If we can find the ingredients, yes, sir."

 

 "I have a hunch. Larry, please ask Teddy Blake's Oman to brine her in here . . ."

 

 "I'll be running along, then." Sandra started to get up.

 

 "I hope to kiss a green pig you won't!" Hilton snapped. "You're one of the biggest

wheels. Larry, we'll want Temple Bells and Beverly Bell-for a start."

 

 "Chief, you positively amaze me," Sandra said then. "Every time you get one of these

attacks of genius---or whatever it is-you have me gasping like a fish. Just what can you

possibly want of Bev Bell?"

 

 "Whatever it was that enabled her to hit the target against odds of almost infinity to

one; not just once, but time after time. By definition, intuition. What quality did you use

just now in getting me off the hook? Intuition. What makes Teddy Blake such an

unerring performer? Intuition again. My hunches-they're intuition, too. Intuition, hell!

Labels-based on utterly abysmal damned dumb ignorance of our own basic frames of

reference. Do you think those four kinds of intuition are alike, by seven thousand rows

of apple trees?"

 

 "Of course not. I see what you're getting at . . . Oh! This'll be fun!"

 

 The others came in and, one by one, Tuly examined each of the four women and the

man. Each felt the probing, questioning feelers of her thought prying into the deepest

recesses of his mind.

 

 "There is not quite enough of each of three components, all of which are usually

associated with the male. You, sir, have much of each, but not enough. I know your

men quite well, and I think we will need the doctors Kincaid and Karns and Poynter. But

such deep probing is felt. Have I permission, sir?"

 

 "Yes. Tell 'em I said so."

 

 Tuly scanned. "Yes, sir, we should have all three."

 

 "Get 'em, Larry." Then, in the pause that followed: "Sandy, remember yowling about

too many sweeties on a team? What do you think of this business of all sweeties?"

 

 "All that proves is that nobody can be wrong all the time," she replied flippantly.

 

 The three men arrived and were instructed. Tuly said: "Me great trouble is that each of

you must use a portion of your mind that you do not know you have. You, this one. You,

that one." Tuly probed mercilessly; so poignantly that each in turn flinched under

brand-new and almost unbearable pain. "With you, Doctor Hilton, it will be by far the

worst. For you must learn to use almost all the portions of both your minds, the

conscious and the unconscious. This must be, because you are the actual peyondixer.

The others merely supply energies in which you yourself are deficient. Are you ready for

a terrible shock, sir?"

 

 "Shoot."

 

 He thought for a second that he had been shot; that his brain had blown up.

 

 He couldn't stand it-he knew he was going to die-he wished he could die-anything,

anything whatever, to end this unbearable agony . . .

 

 It ended.

 

 Writhing, white and sweating, Hilton opened his eyes. "Ouch," he remarked,

conversationally. "What next?"

 

 "You will seize hold of the energies your friends offer. You will bind them to yours and

shape the whole into a dimensionless sphere of pure, controlled, dirigible energy. And,

as well as being the binding force, the cohesiveness, you must also be the captain and

the pilot and the astrogator and the ultimately complex computer itself."

 

 "But how can I . . . Okay, damn it, I will!"

 

 "Of course you will, sir. Remember also that once the joinings are made I can be of

very little more assistance, for my peyondix is as nothing compared to that of your

fusion of eight. Now, to assemble the energies and join them you will, all together, deny

the existence of the sum total of reality as you know it. Distance does not exist-every

point in the reachable universe coincides with every other point and that common point

is the focus of your attention. You can be and actually are anywhere you please or

everywhere at once. Time does not exist. Space does not exist. There is no such thing

as opacity; everything is perfectly transparent, yet every molecule of substance is

perceptible in its relationship to every other molecule in the cosmos. Senses do not

exist. Sight, hearing, taste, touch, smell, sathura, endovix-all are parts of the one great

sense of peyondix. I am guiding each of you seven closer! Tighter! There! Seize it,

sir-and when you work the Stretts you must fix it clearly that time does not exist. You

must work in millionths of microseconds instead of in minutes, for they have minds of

tremendous power. Reality does not exist! Compress it more, sir. Tighter! Smaller!

Rounder! There! Hold it! Reality does not exist-all possible points are . . . Wonderful!"

 

 Tuly screamed the word and the thought: "Good-by! Good luck!"